Just found out last night that I am part italian. At first it was awesome! I have a firm heritage (my family thought we were just polish/russian) but not this F*CKING GUIDO P*SSY ASS heritage, i will work on being one non-guido italian, and maybe i can change the world, one alcoholic-hair gel-overdosin-danceclub goin-guido at a time. you guys kick ass. I fully support your site.
I am from NJ, but have spent the last 4 years of my life living on Long Island and attending Hofstra University, a prime breeding ground for said creatures described on your page. A creature I never knew existed until just I left my humble jersey home and was bombarded with for the next 4 years. Their boosted self ego, and skinny triangle side burns made me sick. The way they would corner helpless slutty Hofstra Sorositutes (sorority prostitutes) was barbaric- as they would try and mate in the back rooms of Bogarts. I played with the Hofstra ice hockey team, and it was through them that I learned that these beings had a specific name...They were known as Pterodactyl's. Taken mainly from their sleek, spiky, aerodynamic, gelled-up hair. I am proud that such a movement of eradication is underway, awareness is the first step. Hopefully this pterodactyl will go extinct along with their brethren of yester-eon.
Nice website. I am a former guido and I have been reformed. It was a lot of work but I'm still going through the pain of letting go of the late 80's/early 90's. In fact, I was actually a famous night club promoter from 90-94 on Long Island and I only let the guidos and guidettes in my clubs. For this I repent and ask your forgiveness. I was a major purveyor of the guido era as we know it on Long Island being the lead or assistant promoter to such clubs as Jamz, The Dorm, Frat House, Metro 700, Ocean Club, Paradise (formerly called Industry), CoCos, Chevys, Safari and a few others. At the time I didn't know the consequences of my actions would lead to a complete takeover of the island by the guido phenomena. For this I take full responsibility.
You might be best served to educate the guido instead of declare their extinction. You wouldn't want someone to stand and declare that "All angry people who stereotype others and vehemently oppose their behavior shall be eradicated from Long Island" would you? Can't we all just dance it off?
Hey, just came across your website today, and laughed my ass off....greatest site ever... after being forced to endure a night at mirage on friday night for my friend's 24th birthday, simply because a bunch of girls we knew were going... I wondered when a duck's ass haircut became the latest trend.
Long time reader, first time writer. As an ex-LIer I understand this problem all too much and I feel sorry for people that still have to deal with this problem. I want to wish you guys the best of luck in taking back the Island, as I do still have family there and would like to visit in the future without vomitting at the site of one of these hordes of guidos. I have already contacted Billy Joel and asked him to write a song dedicated to this cause. I still await a response.
This is seriously the funniest shit I have ever seen. The funniest thing about this whole thing is that these shmucks don't think they are guidos!!!!! Seriously, I am 100% Italian and I fully agree with everything on this website.keep up the good work.and lets keep the guidos from populating...You forgot to mention the over-waxed eyebrows.
ARiTE Y0U GUYS ARE THE 0NES THAT HAVE N0 LiFES CAUSE Y0U ACTUALLY TO0K Y0UT TiME T0 PUT UPP A WH0LE WEBSiTE AB0UT "GUiD0S"....THATS KiNDA GAY...WHAT AB0UT TH0SE 'GHETT0' PE0PLE THAT WEAR THEiR PANTS D0WN T0 THEiR KNEES AND THEiER B0XERS HANGioNG 0UT?...THEY AREN'T AN EMBARASSMENT T0 S0CiETY?...AND H0W C0ULD Y0U TALK AB0UT GiRLS LiKE THAT?...THATS REALLY PATHETiC...SERi0USLY...AND HALF THE GUYS Y0U SH0WED ARE EFFiN H0TT ANYWAY...MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE A PiC 0F WH0EVER CREATED THE SiTE....S0ME0ME MiGHT MAKE A HATE WEBSiTE AB0UT THE WAY Y0U DRESS AND L0OK....NEWAY, WHY D0 Y0U CARE AB0UT H0W 0THER PE0PLE DREWS NEWAY?...WH0 ARE Y0U T0 MAKE FUN 0F S0ME0NE F0R WEARiNG A/X?....Y0U THiNK Y0U'RE BETTER THAN THEM?...WELL WHATEVER, THiS WEBSiTE IS REALLYYY GAYY AND Y0U'S ARE THE 0NES WiTH N0O LiVESSSS
Bravo on the website. AMAZING stuff!
Hats off to you man, someone is finally starting to put an end to this shit. As a Hampton share holder every summer we mock these "Steak heads" all the time. trust me man, we are going to stand by you all the way.
Hey im not offended at all about this site, even though i am about half italian. and dont worry, I am not one of those guys. I just wanna give you a little piece of my mind...I totally agree with you!!! All these guidos brag about how their from broklyn or queens, but yet they live in most of the areas on long island. Espeacially massapequa. A lot of "those guys" arnt even itialian, they just "tape up" their hair with a lot of gel, and wear really big diamond earings.
I really wanna help, i think you guys should make posters so people that have not a lot of money can copy it and print it.
Also sadly my older brother is one of these guidos and i curse him everyday. He is such a bitch. He takes hours to get ready before he goes out (thats worse than most girls.) And when it comes to fights, he sucks, he always says he has my back, but im afraid. Guidos suck at fighting, their more worried about the way their hair looks or how shinny their stud is. Also Guidos always say how generous they are, but when it comes to money, they are as cheap as a crack whore. I really wanna try to convince my brother that "guidoism" is not the way to go. Any suggestions?
Thanks for listening to my piece of mind about this.
Keep up the good fight
yo man that site that you have all i have to say is thank god....you need more on there...you need to talk about the fact that they are fuckin retarded...all of those pricks think they can fight..also what abou the popped collar???? wtf man....you need to make that site a lot bigger...if you need help let me know im gona pimp it out to everyone i know.....GET OFF OUR ISLAND....we need to get this shit goin all over....posters....flyers....protests....marches....we need it all get these f*ck grease balls off our island!!!!!!!!!!
OK number one yes i am a guido myself whats wrong with wearin nice cloths n havin a blwoout although i ahve to say this style have gotten way out of hand and ANYONE thinks they cna be guido now w/e girls like us so fuck all of you whoever made this site is probably a bunhc of emo fags with nothing better to do
I heard about this site quite some time ago but never really looked into it until now. Sometimes the truth hurts, but times like this, it's absolutely hysterical. The fact that these "guido" guys actually think what they're doing is socially acceptable is beyond any comprehension. I also find it quite amusing the positive responses to the negative ones (as the positive responses show signs of intelligence, where as the hate responses...well...speak for themselves).
Living in Queens, I have to see these morons more often than I care to (though seeing one more for the rest of eternity is too much), and I can safely say, they are an embarrassment to the Italian community, and honestly make me feel embarrassed to be Italian. All in all, it's good to see people who can't stand them as much as me. Keep up the great work guys!
Its in this time I keep thinking about "THe Da Vinci Code" when one of the actors said "We in the middle of a war one that has been going on for ages." Well its a generation and a half latter since the true fall of the American Family, Morals and Values and The Guido and Similar Phenomena is growing stronger. We must prepare for the worst. Another funny thing is that Im a teenager and it becomes very hard to find the another teenager who isnt materialistic and vain as these douchebags. Vales and Morals are out its the true death of the Suburban American The Death of the American Dream.
Would the illiterate moron who wrote that last comment please make sure to remove themselves from the gene pool on their way out. Thanks.
This site is GREAT! People should just be themselves, no expensive gay cloths or retard hair jel for men, no hip hop BS, or any gimmick. Just be REAL.